Welcome to Macarroni and Ownage Productions, my future entertainment company. Here, you will find my creative works from humanistic poetry to RPG systems to videogame ideas to movie scripts. If it's art and it's mine, it's going to be here. Enjoy your stay here at Macarroni and Ownage Productions, which shouldn't be too hard to do once you've seen how damn good I am! Hehe! Just kidding.

Anyways, along with this site, I also have another homepage with creative works on it. Things like the Heart of the Sun, Snakes in a Cage, and a poetry page with raunchy material. The link to that site is right here, man.

This site is currently under construction, so keep checking here for more artful goodies, 'cause they'll keep coming like a multi-orgasm porn star. Until then, see ya!

-Garrison Haines-Temons, owner of the Ownage-


UPDATES!!!
12/16/09
What better way to celebrate me getting my English degree than by adding "Lego Wars 3: Apocalypse" to Random Proses?
12/6/09
Added "Lego Wars 2: Deadly Future" to Random Proses. If we learn anything from history, it's that we learn nothing from history.
11/27/09
Added "Lego Wars" to Random Proses. This is what life is about, ladies and gentlemen: a battle between good Lego men and evil Lego men.
11/24/09
Added "Rock Star" to Random Proses. Hanging out in the VIP with the movie stars!
11/11/09
As a last ditch effort in trying to be as prolific as the Greek playwrights of the fifth century BC were, I've added "Canadian Crippled" to Random Proses.
11/1/09
What better way to celebrate last night's Halloween bash than with an essay about broken hearts called "Last to Know"?




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